decrepid man

a limp penis

"She wanted to last night but 'the decrepid man' reared his ugly face again"

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

super decreshendo

1. When a man's sex organ (dick) is hanging so low it touches the ground, drags.
2. When a man's dick is cut off and re-pasted on in a lower area...

I went to the docter to get a liposuction, but all he he did was super creshendo me!

by max December 2, 2003

dected

short for detected

after i saw "her" adams apple, i dected that something was up.

by Grover112 March 2, 2010

Decked out sally

when your frape is filled with extra Carmel and chocolate.

Hey daddio wanna get a decked out sally

by trentgucci January 9, 2019

John-Deered

Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.

I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.

Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

i'm decreased

a stupid phrase people use instead of saying "I'm deceased", Meaning I'm dead or "lol".
Its stupid af don't use it.

Alex: "Yo Mrs.Lewis's car was graffitied "
Kyra: "I'm decreased"

by pcepshomie January 7, 2017

deered

Getting your ass whooped vigorously for a short or long period of time.

Ayo Brent deered the shit out of Isiah on the Weekend.

by Omar Jacobs November 15, 2006