dead

A verb meaning to act in an angry, hateful, resentful and/or uptight way.

Can also be used when the speaker perceives the individual to be acting this way.

Forms are: dead, dead·ing

***Note that this is THE VERY WORD that founded 'The Joke'.

Mr. Burgio: GUYS COULD YOU PLEASE QUIET DOWN I'M TRYING TO TEACH HERE. IF YOU WANT TO TALK I WILL SEND YOU DOWN TO THE OFFICE AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

Phil: Jesus, don't dead.

by JoyBoy November 13, 2012

Dead

Something I wish I was

how dead can I be

by Geniye November 7, 2016

dead

Being in a state of having no life or ceasing to exist.
A typical pop star's career within four years, doubled if said pop star signs a Faustian deal with MTV or the RIAA.

By 2008, the careers of 50 Cent, Ashanti, Eminem, and Britney Spears will be dead.

by AYB June 19, 2003

dead

1. sleep
2. lazy
3. having little or no money

1. I called Joe this morning after we went out last night, he didn't answer.... he prolly dead.

2. I was going to the gym, but I was dead boy!!!

3.
Greg: You coming out with us tonight son?

Vic: Man I'm dead like fred!

by dtrizzle October 7, 2008

dead

Describing (usually) a joke or something else that is meant to be funny, that is no longer entertaining, is no longer popular or is otherwise bad. Can be used to describe the joke or as a one word response to a joke

Person A tells a poor joke
Person B: Man, that joke is so dead
Person C: Dead

by mario64325 October 8, 2014

dead

no fun

dude, this girl won,t come out of their house... maybe she's dead!

by curved shit August 15, 2003

dead

verb. to kill as subject matter.

john kerry: i still think i won the election.
george w: let's just dead that junx you hippie trash.
john kerry: *sob*

by marduk420 January 14, 2007