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date hijacking

When you're on a date with someone (this usually happens with a boy taking out a girl) and your date is snatched away by someone higher in the food chain.
Your date eventually returns to you hours later for the sole purpose of giving her or a him a ride home.
At prom, Mark got his date hijacked by Juan. She came back when it was time to go and Mark had to drop her off in Butt Fuck Egypt.
by Bukkake Joe May 16, 2005
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date with jill

date with jill is another way of saying masturbateing. if you hold up your right hand and outline your fingers you can make it to spell out jill. Its something to tell your friends your doing when your really going just to rub one off.
If someone asks what your doing or about to do and your really about to go jerk off you say you are going on a date with jill
by bigbubba1020 February 26, 2011
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Date Rate

Date Rate Classification System to “Rate Your Date” using five tiers. Dates can get promoted to a higher tier and reclassified as well as downgraded.

Tier 1: Marriage Material - Attractive both physically and mentally. Also know as a “Total 10.”

Tier 2: Exclusive – Someone you date exclusively and who’s highly attractive, but you are not quite sure if you’d actually settle down with this person. (You haven’t gone through “the shift” yet.)

Tier 3: Casual – Someone who is attractive but you would not date seriously or exclusively. If you are DFS (dating for sport) this person is most likely a booty call FWB (friend with benefits).

Tier 4: Friend – Someone who does not arouse you; there’s no sexual attraction, but you like them and consider them a friend.

Tier 5: Alien – These people exist but you don’t want them in your universe.
John to friend in club: “Hey, look over at 11 o’clock - I see a date rate tier 2 approaching.”

“Those guys are into Date Rate so just treat them like Tier 5.”

“I like DFS since I like lots of women and I don’t want to have to make breakfast for her or take out the garbage. For me date rate is all about Tier 3.”
by Love Bucket April 2, 2010
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Date Time Location

A more specific When And Where with a Get To The Point kind of question. Perfect for when you're in a hurry and want to set a meeting quickly. Or when some fuckboy tries to ask you out. Or when you're bored and you want to find some niggas to chill with.
Boy: Um, hey wanna go out?
Girl: Who the fuck are you?
Boy: That's irrelevant. Go out with me.
Girl: Date Time Location.
Boy: Uh, I don't know like Tuesday, 3:00, The Park.
Girl: Okay I'll think about it. No. And get the fuck out my face.
Boy: NIGGA!
by Merthod January 31, 2015
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Date Mate

A significant other that does not identify as male or female.
Also see: genderfriend
Eh man, this is my date mate Andrew, mind if they tag along with us?
by comander_kiwi July 28, 2015
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date rape blue

A mixed drink that quickly induces amnesia and incoherence. Specifically refers to the drink created by equal parts Blue Raspberry Tampico and cheap vodka.
Man, I had that date rape blue and I woke up smelling like lube.
by assmaster123 September 12, 2010
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Date to marry

Date to marry means that you date others in the intention to marry them. You don't date them to be with them for a short time. Christians often use to say that they 'date to marry' meaning they date others for marriage and not for one night stands or for a short time.
Date to marry: meaning dating for marriage.

Jennifer: "She told me she' dates to marry' what does than mean?"
Cecilia: "She only dates a guy with the intention of marrying the guy"
Jennifer: "Oh, I see! I date to marry too, then".
by CCCCLM November 30, 2019
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