Donkey in the Spring

When you're ridiculously horny. So much so that you can't focus on anything because your mind keeps wandering back toward your horniness.

Man 1: Do you want to go to the bar?
Man 2: I can't man... i'm going to be rubbing up against everything i see..
Man 1: You're like a donkey in the spring.

by slyest January 19, 2012

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Kellog Donkey Punch

Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face

The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.

by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009

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(n.) A beautifully endowed buttocks. Distinguishable by either it's size, shape, texture, bounce, or proportion. A donkey may only be considered solid if the observer (given the opportunity) would undoubtedly choose to salt it. (see 'Salted Donkey')

"That is one Solid Donkey"

by TheDonkeyMaster March 30, 2010

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sand donkey

a busted up crusty burnt bitch who tans topless at the beach preying on innocent drunk beach bums soliciting sexual acts for the low low (1.00)

damn did you see that??!! poor old craig got wasted and fell victim to that ratchet sand donkey at south beach

by taco kween April 30, 2014

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Talky Talky Donkey

A 'cupcaker'; it is defined as a person who squanders off into an isolated decibel (usually a bedroom) away from his present company/bros in order to talk, or "cupcake" with a 'non-slut' girl. No action/possible intent of sleeping with this girl but just to inspire relations. An extension of a cupcake.

Talky Talky Donkey: A bro goes off into the garage for a large amount of the time just to stay on the phone and giggle to himself of a work in progress (flirting) while leaving the party, celebration, or group of friends to themselves.

It is as a donkey receding to his barn to chew alone.

by JGuiz November 23, 2010

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