punching the cyclops

to jerk off; to masterbate to beat the meat

when no one is around I am punching the cyclops

by ldl Gravey November 24, 2009

putting cyclops

The act of using ones penis as a putter during a round of golf.

That guy is putting cyclops.

by Who Are You 40 May 5, 2010

Slimy Cyclops

While receiving oral sex, you sneeze and wipe it off with the back of your hand. Before climax, backhand your partner with said hand, and cum in partner's eye.

Chick was a freak, asked for the slimy cyclops while giving me head. Luckily for her I had a monster sneeze brewing.

by Bitch What?? August 3, 2008

Wrestling Cyclops

Male masturbation without lubrication.

Tim: "Hey Joe, want to go to the arcade after school today?"

Joe: "Sorry, I can't. I'm going to be Wrestling Cyclops."

by Phatsypatsy January 22, 2009

Angry Cyclops

An angry pirate that permanently blinded in the recipients eye.

Dude i was giving your mom an angry pirate, turns out a gave her an angry cyclops. Doc says shell never see outa that eye

by Tayler Fawcett February 18, 2009

Cunt Cyclops

A butt ugly woman with one eye that is the epitome of a cunt.

Look at that ugly, thoughtless bitch. That there is a true "Cunt Cyclops"!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011

Dirty Cyclops

When a man gives a woman anal, and then smears his shit covered dick in-between her eyebrows, making a uni-brow.

“Holy shit Jess! How’s you grow a uni-brow?!”

“Oh don’t trip, Brad just gave me a dirty cyclops lastnight.”

by DSav99 July 24, 2021