cyclopsing

The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.

Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.

by ferocioustickle July 14, 2014

cyclopsing

When your at a bar with your shades on even when its dark so you could have amazing perv on the women.

I was down at my local having a sunday session doing some cyclopsing

by bozzabro December 14, 2014

cyclopse

What my ex boyfriend used to refer to as his dick.

Watch out... there's a cyclopse under the covers.

by blah October 4, 2004

cyclopse

When you are high and both of your eyes are red, you put eye drops in one eye and then you are cyclopsed.

Youre so cyclopsed right now.

by SteveGez September 24, 2006

Cyclopse Smack

Take your penis and smack your girlfriend in the eye.

Cyclopse smack me babe!

by Yancy Willis March 8, 2009

Beating his cyclopse

They act of going to the bathroom to take a dump but secretly beating ur meat instead.

Even though derek said he fell asleep on the toilet i knew he was beating his cyclopse

by DG RAGE April 13, 2011

Cyclops Clause

An informal clause in a matter of contractual obligation, which states that the undersigned person(s) agree not to use the ship of sale as a means of tax fraud by scuttling the ship itself, premeditatively and deliberately. The namesake of this clause is the 540 foot Proteus Class collier, USS Cyclops (AC-4), which mysteriously disappeared on 4 March 1918 while navigating the Bermuda Triangle. The circumstances of its disappearance remain a mystery to this day, as no wreck of any kind has been discovered. It is highly theorized among historians that it was sunk in order to collect its insurance as revenue. This highly scandalous practice is frowned upon by maritime institutions across the globe and hold with it serious legal ramifications if the any discrepancies in the conspiracy itself are found.

I can’t sell my boat. I think I’m gonna sink it on purpose to collect the insurance.

No! You can’t do that! Didn’t you read the Cyclops Clause?

by liminal sleepwalker May 6, 2024