Whoopie Cushion

While trying to have sex with a girl anal but your penis is either too large, or the anus is too dry; you wait for her to fart then you shove your penis inside her as it opens up.

Dude, I tried banging her in the ass, but I couldn't so I executed a "Whoopie Cushion."

by c-bizzle a-bizzle November 28, 2009

purple cush

dank that is the color purple, extremely potent, one hitter quitter, one of the highest quality strains of weed known

The purple cush hits smooth with the mixed flavored tobacco in the hookah.

The best way to enjoy the purple cush is with a fresh clean glass pipe.

by the_infinitesimal October 14, 2004

Cushability

Used in reference to the comfiness factor of anything upon which one should sit, especially haybales. Unless of course you are allergic to hay, in which case, you miss out on the awesomeness entirely.

"This haybale has great cushability."

"The cushability of this couch is stellar."

by ForeverOverthinking April 5, 2009

Crusha

It is a Noun, Verb, or an adjective used to identify/describe anything and everything. OR to refer to a situation that is either completely positive or negative, depending on how one says Crusha .

Yo, Last night i gave her the Crusha

Tonight i have to work on a Crusha amount of homework.

Man that fall was Crusha!
or
Man that trick was Crusha!

umm, Bartender, I'll have an Long Island Iced Crusha

by Crusha Crushington June 20, 2009

Crushable

Easy to drink, usually referring to a light alcoholic beverage.

Dude, those Corona seltzers are totally crushable.

by Chrisruptive September 2, 2020

whoopee cushion

a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon

If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009

cushington

Yet another word for marijuana

Soulja Boy also kept referring to weed as “cushington”.

by p.money October 16, 2008