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Error Curd

To crap one's pants on accident (see: shart) whether from a strong emotion or from second guessing how long one can wait until using the bathroom.
Todd tried to sneak away to the bathroom, but after laughing so hard everyone could smell his error curd.
by Blancblanquisimo February 7, 2022
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Curd

The type of substance that comes out of your ass after a long day of pegging
Last night he had me covered in Curd
by Big flogger 69 March 2, 2021
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curde

curse, as in "curse you", stems from a typo of curse.
Curde you.
by it wath ich August 25, 2020
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Curd

Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do
"Stop pulling a curd"

"You're such a curd"
by TheUnknownClanner December 6, 2024
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Curd

A curd is when you resin your turd so it hardens and then use it as a cock
Can I stick my curd up you Karen
by Hardpoo November 23, 2023
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dirty cheese curd

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.
Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
by Davey Fakename August 16, 2023
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