cunty

Refers to actions that could be described as witty or fierce, frequently in a sexualized tone. This adjective was popularised by gay culture and is usually directed at women whose actions could be seen as assertive or powerful.

Oh, that was a cunty message you just sent to your boss. What a way to quit your job!

by toucanween December 17, 2025

Cunty McCunty Cunt

A pompous male that is such an asshole that if he were a female he would be a colossal cunty bitch

The boss's son treats us like he owns the place instead of his asshole dad.

Ya, he's a real Cunty McCunty Cunt for sure.

by Cunty Joe September 23, 2016

Cunty Bollocks

CUNTY BOLLOCKS : A Paki / Haji store clerk that leers rudely at you, as if you are going to steal; or follows you around the store to keep you from shop lifting

1. Where did you get that fifth of vodka from J.O.B.
Oh I got it from Cunty Bollocks's on 63rd and Naragansette

2. I had a hard time lifting the vodka ole Cunty Bollocks was eagle eyeing me the whole time.

3. Cunty Bollocks was on a tear after catchng a pollock stealing a bottle of rum

by Chicago Micky Fitz June 27, 2012

cunty brown dock

A Cunty Brown Dock is a rare sight even on hardcore scat movies. It involves a man or woman expelling a turd from his/her anus into the vagina of a receiving participant lady. Brown Docking is a more hygenic sexual practise and more commonly observed in scat movies. The Cunty Brown Dock is less favoured owing to the extreme hygienic implications. A turd being a bacterial mass of shit which can be the route cause of infection and disease.
Female scat porn stars receive as much as U.S.$5000 for allowing a turd to be passed directly into (their) vagina.

Sandra who was working as a scat porn star in Las Vegas, was deeply in debt to drug dealers, so she decided that evening to take a Cunty Brown Dock. She realised the risks, but had bought a large vaginal douche for use afterwards to wash out the steaming shit from her vagina.

by Clinton Sounds April 6, 2005

Cunty McNasty

An absolute uberbitch. Usually a bitter woman approaching middle age that is angry because she has never had a good orgasm. Or she is bitter because she was unknowingly recorded having anal sex with the hired help. Yeah, that chick. Can sometimes be a college age girl who believes she is hotter than the sun and therefore the world should kiss her ass.

That chick is such a Cunty McNasty, who gave her a swirly while taking her from behind?

by Charlie Cakes April 17, 2008

cunty speedy men

if you have a friend called jim and your name is mazdak cunty speedy men will run and float while beating the shit out of old disabled women

holy shit cunty speedy men

by shittymale June 2, 2018

Cunty McCunterson

This is a name you use for someone who is a cunt.

Person 1: I hate that girl she's so cuntacious!
Person 2: Yeah, she's a Cunty McCunterson fosho!

by Cunty McCunterson May 21, 2008