Cuckage

The noun form of the word cuck (when someone screws you over for no reason at all.)

1: My boyfriend ignored me at the play I paid $15 to see tonight!

2: man, that’s absolute cuckage!

by DEAFinitions March 2, 2019

Chunkatron

Someone who is a fat fucking bastard and eats all day. Normal my has a big belly therefore chunky.
They are that big they can go through anything like a fat robot killing machine.

Gabe: Dyl, do u wanna come round my house later?
Dylan: nah mate I’m too busy eating this KFC
Gabe: Dyl?! U are such a Chunkatron!

by DankyDyl69 December 22, 2019

Cuckabuttons

What you call those things that get stuck in your hair. The spiked balls that come from a bush.

Not to be confused with cockapoos or cockatoos

Some cuckabuttons got stuck in my stockings, and a few got caught in my ass hair.

by hehe143 October 25, 2020

Cuckaroni and Cheese

An individual of the cuckold type so severe you can see the pain in there eyes. This said individual is hostile, sometimes armed and dangerous, and they are often triggered by minor inconveniences. Beware of the Cuckaroni and Cheese because one more fuck of his wife could be the last straw.

Wow guys, Sean let’s his wife fuck anyone but it seems like it’s starting to really get to him. He’s been acting like a real Cuckaroni and Cheese.

by Yeetermcskeeter April 20, 2021

chunkalize

When you let a liquid spoil and it gets chunky.

Uh oh, my tea chunkalized!

by sir peepee poopoo April 2, 2022

smuckahs cuckahs

When you trusted a fart or just had no choice and your crack looks like you spread chocolate smuckers just all over the place down there.

“Bro that sounded and smells ripe definite smuckahs cuckahs potential there go get sorted”

by chHAad March 6, 2021

Crying in Chunkaneheheese

To cry in chinkaneheheese is the act of crying in a manner most chanki

This word is a verb

It originated in the tudor courts, around 1563, when queen Elizibeth I cried

I tried to talk to Daniel, but before any words could come out, the tears started. I was crying in chunkaneheheese

by Johann Sebastian Snuff June 6, 2019