cumpère

A person who introduces the performers or contestants at the Annual Porn Awards.

Kathy was the cumpère again at this year's Backdoor Porn Awards. She won best Anal Porn Scene for her part in the movie "Take The Gravy Train."

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

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Cumpatriot

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.

by The BS Express January 23, 2022

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It sort of means 'my bad' but it's more like 'yes this was my fault but I can incorporate Latin phrases into my conversation so I'm still better person than you especially as you're going to have to google this phrase. (NB. Can also be used in a tongue in cheek way by some decent people who don't realise lots of people don't know what they mean). Entered more into the public consciousness following the use of this phrase by Jacob Rees-Mogg MP

Mea Culpa, I was wrong to say Mr Corbyn voted against the Good Friday agreement

by obsidian bovril March 1, 2018

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Cumpany

When somebody, such as a friend with benefits, comes to visit you and give you sex, because you are lonely and bored.

Little Lord WTF?: "I'm bored."
Friend: "Want me to come and keep you company... or perhaps CUMpany?"
Little Lord WTF? "Naughty, naughty. Yes, Yes.

by LittleLordWTF? May 17, 2011

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Culp

To make a cut in a finger so deep it severs a tendon. Often occurs in a kitchen when a chef has been drinking the bourbon all day instead of using it to deglaze the pan.

Did you see head chef Eric? He hit the sauce early and just totally culped his thumb!

by Justzisguyyaknow July 4, 2020

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