The subject of the adoration of a nation of female sycophants. Aforementioned sycophants may be teenaged or middle-aged. The jury is currently out on which is less pathetic.
The "perfect man", hero of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series. The last time I checked, the perfect man was not a controlling stalker, but hey. That's just me. Maybe you all would LOVE IT if your boyfriend forbid you from seeing your best friend and stared at you while you had inappropriate dreams about other men. (see "perfection")
The least original romantic hero ever written.
The "perfect man", hero of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series. The last time I checked, the perfect man was not a controlling stalker, but hey. That's just me. Maybe you all would LOVE IT if your boyfriend forbid you from seeing your best friend and stared at you while you had inappropriate dreams about other men. (see "perfection")
The least original romantic hero ever written.
by missmagpie January 19, 2009
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"I met Cullen today, my life is complete."
"I am completely in love with Cullen."
"Cullen always makes every day great."
"I am completely in love with Cullen."
"Cullen always makes every day great."
by LittleBloodyButterfly April 12, 2013
Get the Cullen mug.Probably the only character in twilight that makes watching/reading the movies/books worth it. She's extremely hot as Ashley Greene and really puts sex appeal into the movie. She has spiky black hair, pale skin, lovely eyes,and a really beautiful face and kissable lips. She's probably a huge fan of Teen Vogue with her apparent fashion obsession, and likes to steal yellow Porche-es. She IS often accused of being bisexual by many fans though it never actually says this. She has a bf named Jasper who can alter peoples emotions. Alice is very hyper and short and likes to hug people. She'd probably make a great gf if she were real, being a sparkely vampire o not. She's the only vampire that would look GOOD sparkling anyways.
by crazyfangirllll December 25, 2010
Get the Alice Cullen mug.Pretty boy "vampire" that falls for a human girl (Bella). He is controlling, abusive, obsessive, and a stalker.
He is controlling and abusive because he forces Bella to go to prom, dismantles her car so she can't see Jacob, and recruits Alice to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage at his home.
He is obsessive and a stalker because he stands in the corner of Bella's room watching her sleep everynight without her knowledge and he also follows her around, reading the minds of others to find out her whereabouts.
He is controlling and abusive because he forces Bella to go to prom, dismantles her car so she can't see Jacob, and recruits Alice to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage at his home.
He is obsessive and a stalker because he stands in the corner of Bella's room watching her sleep everynight without her knowledge and he also follows her around, reading the minds of others to find out her whereabouts.
1. Girl: OH MY GAWD EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOO HOTTTT!!!! AND THE WAY HE WATCHES BELLA SLEEP IS SOOOO CUTE! I WISH I HAD A BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT!!
Me: You mean you wish you had a vampire boyfriend that stands in the corner of your room, watching you sleep with out you knowing??? And then follows you around wherever you go???
Girl: YEAH!! I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE ISN'T LIKE EDWARD AT ALL!
Me: ....
2. Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Me: *gag*
Me: You mean you wish you had a vampire boyfriend that stands in the corner of your room, watching you sleep with out you knowing??? And then follows you around wherever you go???
Girl: YEAH!! I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE ISN'T LIKE EDWARD AT ALL!
Me: ....
2. Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Me: *gag*
by screaminghallelujah6 April 27, 2009
Get the Edward Cullen mug.is a very annoying vampire, who magically sparkles in the sunlight, is perfect, is very concied, a 108 virgin, how could that possible be atractive to 13 year old girls? but he gives girls orgazms...which is wrong because he really isn't that hot.
by rickiyson December 22, 2008
Get the edward cullen mug.N. A section of road that enters a commercial or residential development and terminates with a widened circular section which allows traffic to turn around and exit the development.
by Trevor Borchelt February 4, 2008
Get the culldesac mug.A strange little town in the middle of nowhere swarming with chavs.
Has a huge Tesco, and is permanently blocked up with traffic. It also has a McDonalds.
Has a huge Tesco, and is permanently blocked up with traffic. It also has a McDonalds.
Cullompton is only known for its McDonald's
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
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