im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

Every single comment on cursed videos

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

crying j

An episode of masturbation so emotionally stirring that it moves the masturbator to tears.

When Keith saw the stunning picture of his ex-girlfriend, he was inspired to give himself a crying j.

by flacktastic October 22, 2006

Why you crying?

Said in a higher pitched Mexican accent, used to mock somebody when they get upset over menial matters. Originally derived from getting chilli sauce in ones eye, giving the appearance of crying over nothing.

Usually replied to with "I'm not, I've just... (Insert why you're "crying" here)

"Terrell, why you crying?" "I'm not, I've just got chilli in my eye".

by Mobbin' June 22, 2014

Fat Girl Crying

Signals the end of a party or concert, or closing time of a nightclub or bar. At the end of any social gathering there will always, always be a fat girl crying.

Time to go, fat girls are crying.

'What time are we leaving?'

'5 past fat girl crying.'

by Tonymicjoe November 17, 2009

the crying game

(n.) Sick ass movie about an IRA man feeling guilty for a British soldier he allowed to die and comforting his girlfriend. However, when Fergus and Dill are getting it on...watch the movie.

Mayor Quimby: The chick in the crying game is really a man


Crowd: boo!


Mayor Quimby: I mean...man, was that a good movie

Crowd: yay!

by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004

Debbie Crying

Overly dramatic crying that involves shoulder shrugging, moaning, rocking back and forth, and extreme amounts of bodily fluids.

Katie immediately began Debbie crying when she lost the pillow fight.

by DKM Fan July 9, 2011

crying fly

The way to notify people around you that someone near you has let out a quiet squeaky fart.

I think Jimbo over here just let out a crying fly.

by fraser frase May 4, 2011