Zombie Crutch

Hard rockin hip- hoppin monster funk.
the high preist of the zombies wakes the dead through mesmirizing music. giving the zombie crutch to walk with.
by j lutz October 11, 2010
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Crutched-up

Term used to describe an electronic device destroyed beyond repair by someone of low intelligence, one whose brain needs crutches.
Look at the phone - it's all crutched up after he tried to fix the thing!
by Henry Jobi April 15, 2003
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crutch-pak

the bulging profile of a lycra clad male weight lifter appearing immediately below the belt.
also identified in Australian fast bowlers (cricket) as they race to the crease facing a stiff breeze.
take 1 banana and two passionfruit.
place them on a flat surface and cover with clingwrap.
with imagination and some rearranging you should have something resembling a crutch-pak !
by ugunnapingmi June 21, 2003
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crutch slapper

someone who regularly slaps crutches around old peoples ankles
sian isaac the crutch slapper
by simon williams32 December 14, 2009
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Rusty Crutch

An ugly guy with red hair and freckles whos crutch would most probably be needing Rp7
by your buddy November 27, 2003
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Crutch Walking

Using crutches without using your feet, thus walking with crutches/ Crutch Walking.
Marvin was attempting the crutch walking marathon.
by JakBCrippled December 28, 2011
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Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.
The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.
by January 16, 2021
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