CRUNKULY

Noun, plural-lies. - The act of expressing hardcore feelings for the month of July, the seventh month of the year, containing 31 days which includes drinking festivites and working with fire.

Tomas: "Yo! What are you getting into tonight"
DJ: "YEAH! WE BOUT TO GO TO THAT ONE LOUNGE!"
Tomas: "MAN I"M FEELIN ESPECIALLY MONSTERIFIC NOW THATS IT"S CRUNKULY!"

by TOM'BE ZOMBIE July 9, 2010

crunchtime

the point at which you realize that an exam worth 50% of your grade is scheduled for tomorrow at 8:30 am and you'd better get your ass in gear and study all fucking night.

It's crunchtime man, I can't go out tonight.

by Karla A November 9, 2007

Crunchin

A military person who's beret is so FUBAR that is resembles captain crunch.

Person #1: Aye bro, you see Sergeant Halim's beret..

Person #2: Yeah, that dudes crunchin

by PFC Unknown March 13, 2009

Crunkmas

Originating in Richmond, BC, it is a celebration held in January where adults get together after the busy Christmas Holiday season and drink & eat completely way too much. Often times there will be vomiting, noise complaints and ridiculous drunken shenanigans. Every year there is different theme.

I can't wait for Crunkmas again this year, it's gonna be off the hizzy!

by A to the D December 23, 2013

Crunkasaurus Rex

1. The king of all crunkasaurus.

2. Full on crunkasaurus status.

3. Getting your SERIOUS drink on.

"Yo, that dude is a full on Crunkasaurus Rex"

"I'm about to get my Crunkasaurus Rex face on tonight"

"Crunkasaurus Rex is in the m-therf-ing house"

by Professor J Hizzle January 8, 2015

crunched myself

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

crunkeling

When a dog sneezes on repeat and it sounds like a crunkle

Summer: “my dog kept sneezing this morning... i mean crunkeling”

by PP succ May 24, 2019