jump crouch

The act of jumping and systematically crouching almost instantaneously after, usually to reach a higher objective/platform then previously unattainable. It is also a common tactic used in most FPS games to dodge bullets in combat and make themselves harder to track. Though, it is impossible to perform in real life.

Most recent games penalize jumping by making a player temporarily slower after the aformentioned action, making the Jump Crouch tactic much less effective and mostly rendered a last ditch effort. Though, mastery of this skill will have you spinning circles around your enemies.

Dragonforce43 Jump crouched up onto that ledge

Spartan2560 Jump Crouched and got me!!1!

OMG! u dont know how 2 jump crouch? fag lol

by CommandoDude February 7, 2008

Couche Tard

(Couche Tard is all over Quebec...don't forget the rest of us!)

Dude, lets take a trip across the bridge to the Couche Tard and pick up a two-four!

by brydeoh April 10, 2005

CROUCH

A couch bought from IKEA that is no more than 1 foot off the ground.

Damn this crouch, I can't see the tv now because my knees are in the way.

I have to bend down to sit on the crouch.

Is that a dogbed or your crouch?

by Kellibaby January 17, 2009

Couche tard

A convenient insult combining the words Douche bag, couch potato and retard. Coincidentally, also the name of a popular chain of convenience stores in Quebec, Canada.

"Is that mine?"

"No, it's his's"

"his's?!? That's not a word. You're such a couche tard"

by aliwashere October 23, 2008

Couched

When you ask a girl if you can spend the night at her house (with the hope of getting in the bed) but she puts you on the couch.

"I spent the night at her house"
Whaaaaat??!! You slept with her?
(With shame) "I slept on the couch"
HAHAHAHA!!! You got COUCHED!!!!

by Cousin P December 18, 2013

Crocheting

Really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.

In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.

Good times!

Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"

by OneWithTheTea August 6, 2009

reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon

When two Asians are in the 69 position. As the female performs fellatio, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male's penis and strategically stretches the penis and places it between her partner's butt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. The male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and ejaculates on his bum.

"Me and my bitch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It was a sticky situation."

by Daisy L. May 30, 2007