crotchophobia

the phobia of a teenage girls cameltoe. it is mostly seen in moms.

mom: you need to wear a longer shirt. i can see your crotch.

me: mom you have such bad crotchophobia!

by lauren gaffney July 2, 2019

Crotcho stance

Person who comes into an office in short shorts and puts their leg up on the table and starts hip thrusting towards the person at the desk

Did you see the way man in uniform just crotcho stanced me?

by Jimbo2479 October 21, 2019

Crotchooty

The combination of your Musty’fied Crotch and your Stanky A** Booty. It is the Collaboration of these two pungent aromas that is known to flood locker rooms, hallways, public restrooms, offices, yo MaMa house, and many more high traffic areas. Highly known Common sources of this stench are that of Hoes and those Attired in True Religion jeans.

“Yo JP I heard you were talking to shaniya”
“Yeah man I am?”
“Nah bro that’s a lost cause she was throwing that crotchooty on everyone at that party last weekend “

by KoreanHJesus May 7, 2023

crotchjostle

#CrotchJostle
When you got a crotch and you jostle it.

Remember that scene in Sicario when Benicio Del Toro waterboards that cartel guy? Perfect example of a crotchjostle

by GaeusFlavius November 5, 2023

Crotchgoblins

Kids... Kids are crotchgoblins

Look at all those crotchgoblins running around

by Tay44 March 23, 2026

Getting crotched

When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons

Last night I was getting crotched by that floozie

by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023