Crit

Crit is slang for a person who acts like a lame bum

*definition popularized by boolymon*

lumoie: *acting slimy towards boolymon*
boolymon: *realizes lumoie is slimy asf*
boolymon: “ I ain't gon' lie, Lumoie, you crit ”

by P Pusher November 13, 2025

Crit

An insult, typically used to describe a very stinky man. It is also used as an exclamation of joy, pain or wonder, or is used to express dismay or confusion towards a situation. Interchangeable with “Gowzargo”.

Man 1: “Bro, did you smell that man? I think he just blast sharted.”

Man 2: “That’s a crit! Crit situation for sure. Crit!”

by scun-of-sealing December 23, 2025

ripped a crit

when, during a session of dungeons and dragons with your friends, a critical hit is rolled. Best used to describe when said critical hits are instrumental and pivotal to the combat taking place, or when several critical hits are rolled.

Morrowind, not only managed to stay up the whole fight, unlike a certain wizard, but also ripped a crit.

by 00dmb5 March 22, 2023

Critting

A successful masturbatory session of above-average quality.

"I was critting last night I don't, think i'll have another session like that ever again."

by the Dih stroyer April 6, 2025

Crit

The act of ejaculating with such force and velocity that a hole is made in your pants

"I crit myself when a big booty goth latina femboy walked in"

by daquavious gooch March 8, 2024