Full name Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, is a 24 year old portuguese footballer who plays for spanish giants Real Madrid in La Liga, Spain. He previously played as a winger for Manchester United.
Also considered by most girls (and some guys) to be one of the 'hottest guys ever' due to his good looks. As if his perfect hair and fancy footwork wasnt enough?
Also considered by most girls (and some guys) to be one of the 'hottest guys ever' due to his good looks. As if his perfect hair and fancy footwork wasnt enough?
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minor defs: portugese soccer dude. Born feb, 1985. Plays for manchester (i think)
minor defs: portugese soccer dude. Born feb, 1985. Plays for manchester (i think)
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A Sexual Act named after Ronaldo. This act requires the female to give you permission to blow your load in her Vagina. when you shoot and score, with the dick in her pussy, It is customary to scream "SIIIII" while doing the exact motion Ronaldo does after scoring. Motion is shown in the GIF
by MikeyD25 January 31, 2018
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Excelling in every aspect of the game, left- right foot fines shooting, ankle breaking dribbling, high jumping, and unmatched speed behind the ball, the Real Madrid number 7 offers the complete striker package, constantly evolving and striving towards perfection.
Despite his gorgeous game, highly regarded achievements and inspiring character to millions of young fans, CR7 is constantly under attack by ignorants and critics who undermine his superiority to Barcelona superstar, Lionel Messi. He is also labeled a "cry baby" and a "diver" when in fact he is highly respectful of his opponents and the game and stands tall and strong ( literally)under great pressure, where he is comfortable and scores recording setting goals in all competitions.
The facts speak for themselves ( look em up!), and despite the great friction between him and the Argentinian # 10, Ronaldo has come on top in the past few years, and beaten Messi and Barcelona in numerous encounters ( scoring the longest streak of goals for any Madrid player). Sadly, he is held back from winning the Ballon d'Or as a result from UEFA favoritism of Messi.
Excelling in every aspect of the game, left- right foot fines shooting, ankle breaking dribbling, high jumping, and unmatched speed behind the ball, the Real Madrid number 7 offers the complete striker package, constantly evolving and striving towards perfection.
Despite his gorgeous game, highly regarded achievements and inspiring character to millions of young fans, CR7 is constantly under attack by ignorants and critics who undermine his superiority to Barcelona superstar, Lionel Messi. He is also labeled a "cry baby" and a "diver" when in fact he is highly respectful of his opponents and the game and stands tall and strong ( literally)under great pressure, where he is comfortable and scores recording setting goals in all competitions.
The facts speak for themselves ( look em up!), and despite the great friction between him and the Argentinian # 10, Ronaldo has come on top in the past few years, and beaten Messi and Barcelona in numerous encounters ( scoring the longest streak of goals for any Madrid player). Sadly, he is held back from winning the Ballon d'Or as a result from UEFA favoritism of Messi.
"Whose the player that scored that decisive goal against Manchester United in the Champions League Round of 16, and held back from celebrating, apologetically raising his hands to the crowd?"
"Thats former Red Devil Cristiano Ronaldo."
"Whose the freak that scored two goals against Barcelona for the Copa Del Rey lastnight!?!?"
"Cristiano Ronaldo!! None other!"
"Thats former Red Devil Cristiano Ronaldo."
"Whose the freak that scored two goals against Barcelona for the Copa Del Rey lastnight!?!?"
"Cristiano Ronaldo!! None other!"
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