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Cristiano Ronaldo

Full name Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, is a 24 year old portuguese footballer who plays for spanish giants Real Madrid in La Liga, Spain. He previously played as a winger for Manchester United.

Also considered by most girls (and some guys) to be one of the 'hottest guys ever' due to his good looks. As if his perfect hair and fancy footwork wasnt enough?
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Cristiano Ronaldo is gorgeous, dont you think?

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Well id say thats just one clowns opinion
by Bickle_T July 6, 2009
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main def: a walking orgasm, hot as a boiling pot, sexy as, beautiful, talented, doesnt speak english though (awwww) but wtf cares, HE'S HOTT

minor defs: portugese soccer dude. Born feb, 1985. Plays for manchester (i think)
random girl(a): hey look its cristiano ronaldo!
random girl(b): *faints*
by golly September 29, 2006
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Cristiano Ronaldo

A Sexual Act named after Ronaldo. This act requires the female to give you permission to blow your load in her Vagina. when you shoot and score, with the dick in her pussy, It is customary to scream "SIIIII" while doing the exact motion Ronaldo does after scoring. Motion is shown in the GIF
This girl let me cum inside her, I did that Magical Cristiano Ronaldo and screamed SI while I came
by MikeyD25 January 31, 2018
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Cristiano Ronaldo

Born Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiro, the Portuguese international and ex Man United is unarguably the greatest footballer to ever step on the pitch. His humble beginnings, impressive career , fascinating ability and technique, and jaw dropping statistics setting a new milestone in the history of the game.

Excelling in every aspect of the game, left- right foot fines shooting, ankle breaking dribbling, high jumping, and unmatched speed behind the ball, the Real Madrid number 7 offers the complete striker package, constantly evolving and striving towards perfection.

Despite his gorgeous game, highly regarded achievements and inspiring character to millions of young fans, CR7 is constantly under attack by ignorants and critics who undermine his superiority to Barcelona superstar, Lionel Messi. He is also labeled a "cry baby" and a "diver" when in fact he is highly respectful of his opponents and the game and stands tall and strong ( literally)under great pressure, where he is comfortable and scores recording setting goals in all competitions.

The facts speak for themselves ( look em up!), and despite the great friction between him and the Argentinian # 10, Ronaldo has come on top in the past few years, and beaten Messi and Barcelona in numerous encounters ( scoring the longest streak of goals for any Madrid player). Sadly, he is held back from winning the Ballon d'Or as a result from UEFA favoritism of Messi.
"Whose the player that scored that decisive goal against Manchester United in the Champions League Round of 16, and held back from celebrating, apologetically raising his hands to the crowd?"

"Thats former Red Devil Cristiano Ronaldo."

"Whose the freak that scored two goals against Barcelona for the Copa Del Rey lastnight!?!?"

"Cristiano Ronaldo!! None other!"
by Madridista1995 March 9, 2013
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Cristianna

A slim thick chick with a fat ass . Is the nicest person you'll ever meet. Cristianna's are usually gorgeous . Never ever lose a her , you'll regret it . Everyone loves Cristianna It's almost impossible not to. They are incredibly charming, witty , bubbling and cute . She has bomb pussy and gives bomb ass head .
Everyone get themselves a Cristianna 😍❤❤
by Xavierbootyhunter March 22, 2017
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Cristian Potato kid

A kid with no friends and everyone near him has crippling depression
Gerl 1:Look its Cristian potato kid he gave me cancer
Gerl 2 : Oh thats funny
by IDUBBBZ4202 September 28, 2017
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Cristian, where do I start! He will show you he loves you Ik so many ways, back hugs, complementing you and way more. He never likes to rush relationship and loves to spoil you. He knows excatly what to say at any occasion and makes you laugh everyday. He wants to show you that your worth it and if you meet one don’t let him go, he lives to make his girl feel good and he tends to get jealous but when it field to his girl. He will always protect her whatever he occasion is. His back hugs are the best and will never make you feel bad. Always cares abt you especially when you are sad he will be sad too. Never let him go, if he says he loves you he means it. He doesn’t often liek someone so when he does he will treat liek you are about to die. You will always mean smth to him and even if you break up he will still want to be friends with you. So once again never let him go! Curly ish hair,blue eyes******,tall, super nice,cute and gives the best hugs ever 🥰 everything You could ask for and more
Random girl- woes who’s that?
Other girl-that is Cristian
by Bellao7 February 15, 2020
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