Count Olaf

Count Olaf is the very villainous, extremely evil, appallingly awful, perfectly putrid, terribly turbulent, unbeleivably unpleasant, completely corrupt, repeatedly ruthless, ineffably immoral, openly obnoxious, totally troublesome, wickedly wrong, never-endingly nasty, flagrantly foul, big-headedly bad, cunning count, who is a major character in the 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' books, and is obssessed with obtaining the vast Baudelaire fortune. Despite all of the afore-mentioned descriptions of this devilish-deed-doer, he is surprisingly sexy, as he is an evil genius with a cool tattoo (of an eye on his left ankle for all you who hav not yet been awakened to the world of Lemony Snicket and co.) who always has a scheme up his long, grubby sleeve.
you can pretty much guarantee that any of the dodgy new characters will tun out to be him...

"That's not Stephano, it's COUNT OLAF!"
"That's not Captain Sham, it's COUNT OLAF!"
" That's not Shirley the receptionist, it's COUNT OLAF!"
...yadda yadda yadda

by parlez January 10, 2005

Count Flapula

A lady's private parts personified

Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!

by braceyajax February 11, 2010

Counter Strike Source

A remake, using the Source graphics engine, of the highly popular game Counter Strike. The game is very controversial amongst gamers because hardcore players of the original Counter Strike refuse to acknowledge it because of the changes the development team made such as bigger hitboxes, lower powered weapons and the dirty AWP scope..

"Oh no, not another Counter Strike vs Counter Strike Source thread"

by Jaketehl33t September 7, 2008

Counterinjewitive

The act of a jewish person doing something that goes agaist the traditional jewish sterotype.

For example: if a jewish man offered to pay for everyone's meal, that would be counterinjewitive.

by Doctor Draper December 17, 2008

Counter Sorcery

That of which can undo the harmful effects of sorcery, and can only be used by experienced sorcerers (like me)

Girl: Offensive Sorcery
Guy: Defensive Sorcery
Girl: NO
Guy: Sorcery
Girl: Counter Sorcery

by KC&MB April 7, 2010

counter-boner

When your significant other becomes horny at the thought of you, and the thought of them being horny at the thought of you makes you horny in turn.

Girl: Oh babe, your back muscles are sooo defined and it's turning me on.

Guy: -moan- (now erect, as counter-boner)

by LufffiStudios August 31, 2013

Count Ravioli

When some asks if your name is Count Ravioli and you respond with Stephan.

Are you Count Ravioli?

No, I'm Stephan.

by werty222 October 4, 2017