cotton coochie

This is when a woman smokes marijuana and her vagina becomes dry, making sex difficult. Similar to cotton mouth, except it's your coochie that gets dry.

I was trying to have sex after I smoked that blunt but it was not happening because I got cotton coochie.

Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"

Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."

by yea gurl July 28, 2011

Cooter cotton

Tampons, vajayjay plugs.

Aww, man!!! Aunt flow is coming and i don’t have any cooter cotton!

by Sanchez1118 October 27, 2017

cotton fuzz

plain clothed police

i'm sketchy, bare cotton fuzz 'bout tonight

by suddenmulch October 3, 2010

Cotton Chops

When after smoking large amounts of pot your mouth becomes dry and pasty.

Dat dooby gave my ass some serious cotton chops.

by JustR December 31, 2009

cotton crotch

Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch

Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard

by bob mc'bob November 17, 2016

cotton knapsack

When an old man sends you a text picture of his frozen penis with his tighty whities around his ankles.

That sick fucker sent me a picture of his cotton knapsack, again

by crammystad September 25, 2018

Cotton Condom

When one uses a sock for masturbatory purposes.

Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.

by Leighton Xander November 26, 2014