cotton coochie

This is when a woman smokes marijuana and her vagina becomes dry, making sex difficult. Similar to cotton mouth, except it's your coochie that gets dry.

I was trying to have sex after I smoked that blunt but it was not happening because I got cotton coochie.

Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"

Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."

by yea gurl July 28, 2011

cotton crotch

Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch

Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard

by bob mc'bob November 17, 2016

Cotton smuggler

A women whose panties ride up into her whohaa and dissapears.

Damn Girl you are hot...your panties are up in there...you are a cotton smuggler.

by Conway1014 December 27, 2015

Cotton Condom

When one uses a sock for masturbatory purposes.

Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.

by Leighton Xander November 26, 2014

Cotton Slug

A wet pussy that's still confined in panties.

My pussy is being a cotton slug! I've had to change my panties 4 times today!

by Jshep June 26, 2015

cotton fuzz

plain clothed police

i'm sketchy, bare cotton fuzz 'bout tonight

by suddenmulch October 3, 2010

Cooter cotton

Tampons, vajayjay plugs.

Aww, man!!! Aunt flow is coming and i don’t have any cooter cotton!

by Sanchez1118 October 27, 2017