cobian

A proper lad, shagging nines and sniffing lines. Lives by the motto “chat shit get banged” on the daily. Stacking bread like a loaf 24/7

Oi rah fam mans a cobian init

by Cobians October 16, 2019

post-coital flatulence

The flatulence that ensues after having relaxing sex. It's the fart that seems like you are ripping space time due to the extreme relaxation of your sphincter.

The fart you hear from your parents bed room.

Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"

by The Farterman August 27, 2011

Weekend at the cottage

Homosexual sex act. One man fills another man's anal cavity with cottage cheese and the has anal sex with him to completion. Afterwards the mixture of blood, cum, shit, and cottage cheese is scooped into a bowl and eaten by one or both participants.

Clayton wanted to do something nice for Matt, so he treated him to a weekend at the cottage.

by mitch71h November 20, 2014

Cottaging

A term used by inverted men - both young and old- who like to frequent public lavatories (which they call ‘cottages’) in order to experience sexual solace.

‘Keep away from those toilets, Fred, it’s full of nine-bob-notes going cottaging!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 18, 2023

coital handjob

A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.

So last night I got a coital handjob. I got all the humping and moaning without the kid scare.

by takewhatIhave April 27, 2006

Cottage Cheeks

When the surface of a rear end (usually female) is dimpled and uneven with cellulite so that it resembles cottage cheese.

1: Wow, that girl is really hot.
2: Yea.. But wait until she turns around.
1: ..Oh, cottage cheeks

by Mister A. February 11, 2009

Cotija

The BEST city in Michoacan. It's pretty small, but full of rich culture and friendly people. Home to the famous Cotija cheese. Most people go there in December to visit there family. There is a very popular tradition there called the "confetti" every Sunday night people (mostly teenagers) go to the plaza and walk around in circles throwing confetti at people they think are cute, sometimes guys will give girls roses and ask them to walk a lap around the Plaza with them. Most people there drive Motorcycles or Quads because of the small streets. Your most likely to find people from Cotija in California, Texas, and New York. It has a pretty crazy night life even though there is only a few discos/bars/clubs. The newest and most popular right now is El Baul. Many cute guys and girls there. At night a lot of guys pack into one car and blast music to creep on girls walking on the sidewalks. It's a small pueblo you wont forget. * Not a tourist attraction if you or your parents arent from here, dont come because your not welcome. We want to keep our small town small.

Are you going to Cotija this December?

Hell yeah, im going to Cotija! You know it!!

by So-Cal Cotixana (: March 6, 2011