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Coronavirus or covid19 is the spread of fear and mass hysteria in pursuit of personal gain.
They lying, coronavirus is just proof on how mass hysteria can control individuals.
by YelaSyr August 4, 2020
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coronavirus

The virus that will destruct everybody in the world if we don't put in our efforts quickly.
Follow advice from your Government or any other trusted sources for prevention. There might or might not be a vaccine for it available in a year or two or three.
Plus, it's fuelling racism against Asians and domestic violence.
CORONAVIRUS + BEER = CORONABEERUS
by MrWhomstDVe March 23, 2020
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Corooner

A poor soul infected with the Chinese Originated Virus In December 2019 (COVID 19) who is well past the incubation point and has by this point lost all of their humanity. The only cure for them now is death.

Also known as a Coofer, but even less of a human now, since they NEED a ventilator to stay "alive". The sickness of the soul has left them a nearly dead husk. Beyond a doubt a very sad fate for anyone.
The most important objective of this campaign against the Corooner-Bolshevistic system is a complete destruction of their sources of power and the elimination of Asiatic influence from the Global culture. Therefore the soldier must have full understanding for the necessity of a severe but just revenge on subhuman Coroonery. The Army has to aim at another purpose, i.e., the annihilation of revolts in hinterland which, as experience proves, have always been caused by Corooners. Being far from all political considerations of the future the soldier has to fufill two tasks:

1. Complete annihilation of the false Bolshevistic doctrine of the Chinese State and its armed forces.
2. The pitiless extermination of foreign treachery and cruelty and thus the protection of the lives of military personnel in Asia.
This is the only way to fulfil our historic task to liberate the Global population once forever from the Asiatic-Viral danger.
by Pytr Lyudoyed March 29, 2020
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Coronavirus

A virus that suddenly causes people to hoard loads of toilet paper and rappers begging to get out of jail because of their new found lung problems
“It’s coronavirus I need to get all the toilet paper because I’m totally gunna poo 1,000 times a day”
-Boomers
“Coronavirus let Tekashi 69 get out of jail because he suddenly got problems with his body. Now I gotta listen to his stupid music again.”
-EVERY KID WITH A GOD DAMN BRAIN
by Fat giraffe April 14, 2020
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Coronavirus

Coronavirus is a disease that can kill people. If they havent already schools and jobs and most stores should be shutting down. Coronavirus can be a scaring thing but make sure you stay safe and wash your hand for 20 seconds.
by Olivia Pallesen March 26, 2020
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Coronavirus

Levi was banned from cleaning.

This is the result.
,,Coronavirus is here, stay home!"
Levi: I TOLD YOU TO LET ME CLEAN THAT WINDOW
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Coronavirus

A man made virus made to control the world's overpopulation problem
by lovelyyyjublyy April 4, 2020
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