Contuct

Refers to contact, casually meaning a good dealer in Bangladesh.

Hey man! can you give me a contuct? been sober since fucking ever man.

by deadretroboy December 16, 2018

Confuction

When you make ranch with rice pudding, instead of geek yogurt.

Dude I tried to make ranch for hot wings, and created a confuction. Though know what’s worst!? It tasted like Chinese.

by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

concunt

'Concunting' 'to concunt' - the act of a a man consenting to sex.

"Aye she was a bit rough but she was fuckin determined. I concunted in the end"

by Ofcourseimawinner December 20, 2019

Conductor Syndrome

When a person listens to an intense and/or awesome soundtrack or song (whether it be video game music, opera, or classical), and they get so pumped and psyched by the music itself. That they go to the extent of pretending to have a composing baton in their hand, and pretend to a have their own ensemble of which they pretend to fictionally conduct music by. Flailing of the arms in a Conductor-esc. manner and the jerking of the head are only a few of the symptoms.

Person #1: "Hey dude, look at that guy over there. He's just swinging his arms around and jerking his head around. The lad looks like an absolute madman! Mate!"

Person #2: "He's either suffering from Conductor Syndrome , or he is a complete madman."

Person #1: " What's 'Conductor Syndrome?'

Person #2: " A supposed 'syndrome' that affects fellows of whom are listening to classical, opera, video game, or composed music. That they become a pretend-composer and have an their own little pretend-ensemble of which they act like the composer to. It's honestly quite common, people do it because it gives them an extra boost of intensity in their bones."

Person #1: "Wow, never have I heard of such a thing. *Starts listening to Dark Souls soundtrack*:"

Person #2: "Wow! You're unconsciously doing it, and you've never even heard of it ."

Person #1: "Wait, how is this possible?"

Person #2: "Well, look at that! You're a natural! Anyways, seeyah!"

Person #1: "K, seeyah!"

by GopnikGavin May 11, 2020

confuctified

Confused and fucked up or confusing and fucked up at the same time.

You just confuctified my brain.

by Nie mas tygrysa November 16, 2021

Conductive

The opposite of conducive. Something, someone anything that is not lit that is subpar has no game isn't up to standards.

I remember when Alexis and Madison used to be so conductive but when they seen how Taylor became so conducive they change from being conductive seemed lime over night.

by Almightynessgemini November 21, 2021

confucting

A word to express something that is both confusing and conflicting at the same time.

The idea that Earth IS Hell is a very confucting concept.

by Julius F. Tenpenny March 6, 2022