Colgate Move

1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"

Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move

Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !

Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**

Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...

Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE

Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)

**end of scene** or should i say real life

by King Piccolo(himself) December 9, 2012

cojulate

The act of deep thinking when under pressure to respond.

Victor Two-Feathers cojulated upon his Sunday schedule prior to committing himself.

by DonLU May 6, 2016

Colgate Colleague

Work colleagues that are false. This is demonstrable by their plastered, fake smiles.

"I have such Colgate Colleagues...always walking around with fake smiles plastered on their faces. They look like smiling assassins."
"You can't trust a Colgate Colleague. You never know what they're thinking with those fixed smiles."

by RaraAvis12 May 8, 2018

Colgate

The act of putting one's dick in a girls mouth and cumming.

Hey bro, I just colgated your girl last night!

by Unadvised Gash May 7, 2019

colgate,

A toothpaste very soothing in nature

Piyush ka bhosada Aur dentist ka sujhaya no 1 gand Colgate,

by Abhigyan gyanchodu November 5, 2019

Colgate lung syndrome

disease associated with people who always have that mouthwash smell in their breath.

Her breath always smells like mouthwash, I think she has the Colgate lung syndrome

by BPTRY July 26, 2020

Cumulate

The process of when hydrogen bonds in human semen becomes so powerful the molecules commence a process similar to nuclear fusion when the nuclei form into one and the atoms heat up to a temperatures so high the regional climate dries up and the polarity if the semen sticks and merges with the nearest molecule creating multiple radioactive explosions.

One man claimed his girl’s head was so good that his dick commenced a cumulative reaction causing it to cumulate and the explosion decimated a 50 mile radius of the city.

by Bigboisoesthisstuff October 27, 2020