dick waving competition

When two or more men have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second man will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first man will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.

Robert: I reckon I can get this golf shot under par.

Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.

Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.

Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.

Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through

by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018

ugly sister competition

Being offered the choice between bad and worse.

"The salvation of the pound is that its problem is not a pound-specific problem," he said. "It's an ugly sister competition and at the moment we're looking the ugliest. But if you sell the pound, what will you buy?" (The New York Times, Jan. 21st, 2009)

by Roka_73 January 21, 2009

Competitive Advantage

When a football or basketball team has an overwhelming number of African Americans playing at one time.

Hampton is gonna kick the crap out of BYU's football team because of their competitive advantage.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 17, 2010

Copeish

Things relating to police officers and their job requirements.

watching cops, eating donuts, and driving fast are copeish activities.

by Sanford40 November 29, 2009

compershall

a mega typo for commercial

jacob-your tv is not faster than mine
amber-yes it is!
jacob-cant be?
amber-it is a swear!
jacob-prove it!
amber-compershall

jacob-..what
amber-i was trying to say commercial...
jacob-oh maybe yours is faster

by mrmoose333 June 1, 2011

Competing religion

Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)

Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"

Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."

by Bill Sensbach January 9, 2012

competitive delegation

when a boss puts two people on the same job, without informing either of them of the situation. in essence, it is a strategy to get the "best result" by sacrificing both employees' trust and motivation.

you know what that dumbass did to us? he pulled a competitive delegation on our asses!

by releasethequackin August 11, 2015