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Cambodian Bowtie

The sexual act of going down on a girl while she is on her period and when she cums...and the period blood comes out..the person OR persons place thier neck to the vagina..then back away looking as if the blood is a bow tie

And the longeru hold it there = more blood and when starts to run...it comes a neck tie

THIS act was born in cambodia during the vietnam war..but was since seen as a rumor
I spoil my girlfriend when i treat her to a cambodian bowtie when she on her period...i dont mind..goes great with my suit afterwards
by JhonnyC323 December 9, 2008
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facebook comedian

a person who seems to have a facebook for the sole purpose of cracking (often unfunny) jokes, usually in others' status updates. in reality, they're just looking for attention in a stupid way, and usually not even a real friend.
User 1: I can't believe that all of my work was lost just now when the power went out.
*facebook comedian likes this*
facebook comedian: I can! ololololol
User 2: *ignores previous post by non-friend comedian* daaaamn dude. i'm sorry that happened to you.
by loligagging April 23, 2011
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Cambodian Showdown

An ancient and sacred ritual performed by two males for control of the tribe, or for fun in New York. It involves insertion of a large wooden chopstick exactly halfway down the urethra of the first contender. Next, the challenger inserts the remaining 1/2 into his own penis. From there, both men masturbate until one has shot the chopstick completely down the other's p-hole. Traditionally, the victor defecates on the losers chest.
Bill wanted to watch The Simpsons, but Haansehm wanted to watch House, so they had a Cambodian Showdown.
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
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Commodka

Commodd Orange Juice(for all you muthafuckaz on the rez)
&
Vodka
Pass The Fuckin' Commodka....
by Me November 7, 2003
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Cambodian Haircut

(v) the act of decapitation or the cutting off of a person's head. A reference to Pol Pot's genocide in Cambodia
"Watch your mouth before I give you a Cambodian Haircut!"
He went into her bedroom and in shock saw she had gotten a Cambodian Haircut
by Ellani November 3, 2011
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commotion sickness

The sense of nausea, headache, panic and/or exhaustion one feels when there are too many people doing things around you while you are trying to relax.

This sensation can also be felt by the person busy in motion doing too many things at once.
Joe: Lisa, will you sit down and relax. Do you have to wrap the parcels, do laundry and cook dinner right now?

Lisa: I have to get ready for my family Christmas party.

Joe: You are giving me a case of commotion sickness

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Eric: I can't even go to the shopping malls on Black Friday. It gives me commotion sickness.

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Mary: I just have to get my groceries, pick up my dry cleaning, stop by the florist, meet Jane for coffee and then head across town to meet my Mother. I am starting to get commotion sickness.
by Rex Roddy January 8, 2012
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Commodaphobe

Sarah: I have to pee
Billy: The toilets upstairs and to the left
Sarah: Where is there a bush around here?
Billy: Why?
Sarah: I am a commodaphobe, it's a rare phobia whereby the effected is afraid of toilets and sometimes bathrooms altogether.
by Obi commode-y June 12, 2012
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