suburban commando

Suburban Commando (1991) was a movie which starred the famous "Hulk Hogan" and some other misc. characters.

The movie is about a Commando who comes from out of space, and lands in a suburb on the wrong planet, Earth.

The movie is about a 2 to 3/10 overall, and gets about 20% of ratings. The only reason why this movie succeeds is that it contains one of the most cheasiest succession of lines ever put into a movie. This movie is up there with "Street Fighter" starring Jean Claude Van Damme.

If you have a girlfriend or would like some female actions - guys; I highly recommend this movie. It is that bad it will turn any girl off and make her crave you for the next hour or so.

Two thumbs up to Hulk Hogan for this masterpiece movie. This movie has got to be one of the most dick-cheesy, gooey type of movies ever created. It is the BEST.

Hulk Hogan the Suburban Commando says. How do you like that? You have been face pounded.

by Sam Abdow June 11, 2006

double commando

female: to wear neither panties nor bra

After swimteam practice, im going double commando because i dont have any undergarments with me.

by kdawg June 7, 2003

Foot commando

Wearing shoes without socks. As in Miami Vice

I could not find socks and went foot commando instead.

by didhe October 22, 2008

Coupon Commando

The person at the store with the note book full of coupons. Often times if you take the last item for which they have a coupon for then be ready for blood.

I almost got taken out by a coupon commando when I yoinked the last box of cheezits.

by Uncle Bobby B. October 24, 2010

Commando Faggot

That douchefag who whores the marathon, lightweight, commando, tactical knife setup in call of duty modern warfare and knifes from 300 miles away.

HOLY FUCK, this commando faggot has been running around the whole map, finding me, and shitting on me the whole game.

by Mourning Soul November 12, 2010

commando style

walking around without underwear on.

ewwww he's doin it commando style!

by dutch courage February 14, 2003

commando pantsing

when you pants someone, and their underwear/boxers gets pulled down. usually happens because underwear/boxer is very lose and baggy.

or can happen when you pants someone who's going commando at the moment.

Joe commando pantsed Jake by accident. Jake shouldn't have have worn such baggy boxers. commando pantsing can be very unexpected and dangerously embarrassing.

by xX random_person Xx July 6, 2014