Colegasm

Colegasm refers to the explosion of semen, blood, and flesh uttered from the male reproductive system after ejaculation. In order for one to reach "Colegasm" stage, one must first use acupuncture in the foreskin of the penis via needles. Then one's partner must tie a sturdy know on the trunk of the penis to cut off all blood flow, creating pressure and colors such as variations of blue or purple. The partner then finishes the job via oral sex or other acts of intamacy until one is in the need of ejaculation. When in the course of ejaculation, semen builds up in the penis adding immense pressure. The last needed step is for the parter to strike down, with either foot or tool, on the blood riddled penis. The explosion that occurs has the force of a five pound plastic explosive. The partner may want to stand over twenty feet away to avoid flying pieces of flesh. Then one knows he has achieved a "Colegasm". This experience is noted as quite pleasuring and satisfying, yet may have harmful results.

My wife Nancy and I experimented with the "Colegasm" technique with splendid results

by A Crazed White Man February 19, 2009

Gary Coleman

When a guy is receiving fellatio from a girl and she is getting too horny and saying things like "spray it in my face", right before you go you look down and say "what chu talkin bout willis?" So she giggles then squirt it down her throat

Dude1:"she was all loud and annoying the other day so i gave her a gary coleman..."
Dude2:nice! Did you start humming Different Strokes theme after?

by choochoodude1 October 21, 2010

pina colada

A great cocktail that contains
cream
pineapple juice
rum

Lisa and I ordered a pina coladas at the resturant.

by .Lynn. June 30, 2005

rufi colada

A drink you make a girl, that you add a little secret ingredient too!

She told me to make her a drink, so I made her a rufi colada. Ya we had sex after that!!!!

by The "Adam" April 12, 2008

Pina Colada

During a 3-some involving 2 guys and one girl, One guy ejaculates and one guy pees into the girl's open mouth. She then gargles mixing the concoction into a substance largely resembling the popular alcoholic beverage.

Guy #1: hey girl are you thirsty?

Girl: yes very

Guy #2: well then open up and we will make you a Pina Colada

by the bartender123 August 20, 2010

Coleman

The act of going to the bathroom and absolutely destroying it only 5 minutes after completing your previous meal. Room clearing gaseous emissions and cracked toilet bowls are usually the end products. On instances, ripe bananas and used rubbers have been known to be the only remnants of a Coleman.

I just finished my food, but man do I gotta drop a coleman.

by Rob June 19, 2006

Coleman-ize

Delay by any legal means possible, for as long as possible... just because you can, because you have enough money to pay for it!

Don't Coleman-ize the health care bill; there are millions of folks depending on it's passage!

by CaptD April 20, 2009