coat dwarf

/ kōt dwôrf/

Noun
a person who is of unusually or abnormally small stature because of a medical condition whilst residing in an outer garment having sleeves and extending below the hips.
Guy 1: Sup dude, you get with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Almost man
Guy 1: No way! I thought it’d be a sure thing. What happened?
Guy 2: We were hooking up in the coat closet when a coat dwarf jumped out at us.
Guy 1: Those coat dwarfs can be a real hassle, not as bad as the 90’s but still.
by Dr. Dizzle July 20, 2018
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coat hanger

a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors
-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"
by JMSMD AKA CHOMP October 27, 2007
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coat show

Exuberant display of your resplendent coat of fur meant to impress and let people know how cool you are.
That seal just put on a great coat show!
by kyprtr September 07, 2018
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Coat Closet

When a hunter kills a large game animal, strips naked, takes out the guts, climbs inside, and sews up the carcass leaving only his genitals sticking out of the dead animal.
Nice shot, son! Now take your clothes off! It's time for your first Coat Closet!
by FuckedUpJoe July 26, 2018
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Coat-Feeler

A peron who engages in the art of coat-feeling.

A derogatory term for a liberal.
by Mirk Stover December 02, 2007
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Motor Coat

The act of first motor boating a large breasted woman, then before finishing, throwing up while still motor boating (aka the coat)
Hey Brian, go over to carly and motor boat her, then throw up every where in her boobs, you know the old "motor coat"
by mitchw07 May 30, 2011
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Coat day

The day in which a young african american boy recieves his well earned pay, and can invest in a fine Jacket or Coat.
Nizzle, I just got payed, its coat day!

You lucky its coat day, fool.
by Cthulhu August 05, 2004
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