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Clumped

An act of retaliation by a chef/cook/server to an unruly complaining customer. The act is done when you reach into your pants and pull a clump of pubes out and gently garnish said customers food with it. Henceforth being Clumped.
Last time I sent my under cooked food back, the Chef swiftly clumped my dish.
by MaggNumb October 21, 2022
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Suction Clump

When you are doing anal fisting and you try to pull out your fist out so violently that your hand gets ripped off.
Eh I'm not a fan of fisting, suction clumps are too common. mexican lawn mowers are way hotter anyways.
by weeneepeepoo December 4, 2019
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Clump Cheated

A historical event of monumental impact where someone notably influential and well-known within a community breaks the rules in a humorous fashion.
Clump Cheated! (insert person's name here) disgraced!
by DarkspiderM8 June 1, 2022
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Clump

PJ Harvey’s area on display during 2004
“Pj Harveys clump will give you a right lump”,
I NEED HER CLUMP SO BAD
by humanracing May 24, 2022
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Social Clumping

A social clumping refers to people's tendency to clump in groups. This may be tied back to our evolution, in which staying in groups or tribes was necessary for survival.
"It's so weird Gavin, every morning you and your friends make a clump! I've decided to call it social clumping"

"Oh my goodness Vivian you're so right as always!"
by vcgardenia November 21, 2024
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finna clump

To "finna clump" would result in releasing an eggy fart
dude i'm FINNA CLUMP - those taco's werent good
by JoseTheNooblet June 12, 2018
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clumping

fuck me mate, you take a look at what Al is up to? He's only gone off clumping and got himself caught up in some bucket gash! I need a drink, I ca't watch this
by micoole October 12, 2017
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