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cum clot 

an exceptionally stupid stump of a person, a human speed bump
"Did you see that moron cum clot walk out in front of oncoming rush hour traffic?"
cum clot by tah-dard! September 22, 2011
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What the blood clot 

An expresssion of confusion of jamaican origin,referencing menstrual cycles,but commonly adapted to mean "what the hell?"
Man 1:Yo man i just got this fat sack of dat dank shit
opens bag
Man 2:What the blood clot mother fucker?Dat aint no dank dat shit be dirt man
What the blood clot by Midgeman March 13, 2009

"cop clot" 

When you are driving and you encounter a police vehicle cruising slowly, under the speed limit, and no one has the guts to pass him/her -- thus everyone slows down, won't go ahead, and a "clot" of cars is created by the cop.
"I was driving home today but got caught up in a "cop clot" that slowed me down."
"cop clot" by AGDrew September 29, 2008

terd clot 

Constipation, being bunched up, or just unable to shit.
Damn man, I haven't been able to crap for a week...I must have a terd clot!
terd clot by Halo Kid September 21, 2003

traffic clot 

The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.
ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"
traffic clot by earpuller June 13, 2006

thot clot 

When a group of girls slowly walk together and block the entire goddamn hallway.
thot clot by hi529 June 14, 2019