cockster

cock-ster
–noun
1. a male ranging from the age of 18 to 34 who is sexually attracted to much older women.
2. a young man who 'looks' for cougars, or nougars.
3. opposite of cougar for the male species.
4. Informal. a desperate male.

(Setting: at a local bar or club)
Jeff: Look at that girl!
Ruben: Who, the cougar?
Jeff: She's banging.
Ruben: She's like 50!
Jeff: I'd fu**er.
Ruben: You cockster!

by Rubenusf October 29, 2008

cockservative

A homosexual who aligns themselves with the conservative movement and Republican party despite the fact that conservatives and Republicans in general, hate the gays and want to strip them of their rights.

Andy: Pete's gay. How the hell can he be a right wing conservative Republican?
Ron: I don't know. I guess some fags are just cockservative.

by RBAK January 27, 2017

Clockwater

The name of a somewhat popular character in the online computer game Diablo 2 during the 3rd or 4th season on US East Closed Realm servers played by the current highest ranking hardcore player, XOsuicideOX, as an alternate. Nothing ever became of Clockwater, and soon after the players main character died he was never seen again.

Player1: Hey, man. Who was that barb just in here?
Player2: Oh, Clockwater?
Player1: Yeah.. he new?
Player2: I don't know, he could have other chars..
Player3: Clockwater is XOsuicideOX's char.. He's #1 on the ladder.

by XOcomawhiteOX June 20, 2007

closterbrobic

The uncomfortable feeling created in a situation, usually a social gathering involving alcohol, where there is an excess of "bro's" to an uncomfortable extent.

So yeah, I was at the Delt party but I just got too closterbrobic and had to split.

by Nobro1 August 7, 2009

Lockster

Has qualities of a lock and a lobster together as if they both had sex and created a lockster.

Characteristics:
-Exuberantly large tits
-Feet bigger than Big Foot's Feet
-Sings songs about Acid

This Creature likes to lick titties.

...And that's why a lockster caused me to wear a butt plug ever since.

by Moronally2 July 25, 2010

chookster

The term given to the most gorgeous or beautiful of all chooks. The queen of chooks.(originally given as a name to a chook called 'Lisa')

She was the chookster of the pen, the one the males most loved and desired.

by Shaun Summers January 2, 2008

cockstar

a male pornstar or frequent fornicator

What would you like to be when you grow up son? Well Dad my girlfriend says I'm a total cockstar so I will go for that.

by Andy Sayles April 4, 2007