by Jabree23 June 18, 2017
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Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.
Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.
The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!
by inane5 March 17, 2005
Get the cleaner mug.A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009
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To the point of being irritating, generally..
To the point of being irritating, generally..
by dervishmadwhirler August 7, 2016
Get the cleverclogs mug.An artificial intelligence program that allows the user to have a conversation with it. The program won the 2010 Machine Intelligence Competition. It can be found on Cleverbot.com
User: Do you eat pants?
Cleverbot: All the time!!!!
User: That's creepy.
Cleverbot: Hows that creepy?
User: Do yo stalk small children?
Cleverbot: Only the child in my heart.
User: Uhhh...ok...i'm going to walk away now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: BEEF STEAK.
Cleverbot: Jolly beef steak?
User: My beef steak is very jolly.
Cleverbot: What is jolly?
Cleverbot: All the time!!!!
User: That's creepy.
Cleverbot: Hows that creepy?
User: Do yo stalk small children?
Cleverbot: Only the child in my heart.
User: Uhhh...ok...i'm going to walk away now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: BEEF STEAK.
Cleverbot: Jolly beef steak?
User: My beef steak is very jolly.
Cleverbot: What is jolly?
by Lichkitten March 13, 2011
Get the Cleverbot mug."TheCleverest.com" is a website where people can use their imagination to create funny quotes using pictures supplied by the site's creator. Unfortunately, most people who visit the site are completely retarded in their ability to come up with amusing quotes. The result is a complete lack of humorous responses by (what I can only assume are) complete retards. The result is that The Cleverest gets the worst responses ever.
"I went on "TheCleverest.com" and put down a marginally funny quote and everybody gave me a thumbs down because I'm a retard. Hooray for me!!!!! I'm not funny!!!! I am the scourge of The Cleverest!!!
by the slow kid April 28, 2008
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by sweet jesus October 9, 2006
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