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Clacked

To be clacked.

Accosted heavily for errors in judgement, rationality, respect or placement of blame or otherwise.

That moment when someone says the wrong thing to the wrong person and in response (s)he proceeds to completely blow up their situation using perfectly arranged words, logic and rightious indignation to devastate the perpetrator upon being so erroneous or misplacing contempt or otherwise.
1. Hey what took you so long, dumbass?!

2. Oh, you mean how you were in my bathroom all night fucking my ex that you knew I was patching things up with and that I had told you in confidence was a little conflicted and that we were both having a moment of weakness? Well, to tell you the truth, I just fucked your girlfriend up stairs and then I called your boss and told them you've been scamming him out of money and then i called your mother and told her that YOU were actually the one who wrecked her car and now, RIGHT NOW, I'm holding the phone up with your side chick on the line who THINKS she is your one and only... DUMBASS.

3. Through the phone Wow, you just got clacked.
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