by Anonymous42495 May 23, 2020
Get the cigarette mug.A cigarette is what is smoked by either retarded people or by people who think they're cool or badass because they saw some thugs smoking in movies. However, they do provide evidence for natural selection, as those intelligent enough will not smoke while the rest will... well, kill himself like an idiot.
"Dude, I smoke like 40 cigarettes a day, I'm almost as cool as that one guy that I've seen in this old movie about cops"
"Cigarettes are bad for others as well, just kill yourself in a different way and save others the pain of smelling you on the bus or anywhere else"
"Cigarettes are bad for others as well, just kill yourself in a different way and save others the pain of smelling you on the bus or anywhere else"
by Fags are for fags November 18, 2017
Get the Cigarette mug.A woman with no shape...at all...and not only does she not have a shape her face looks like a butt..all u can do with her is smoke her, put her out, and then toss her in da garbage.
by Kerrey January 1, 2009
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Wow look at that douchebag wasting his money on a cigarette pack, that shit doesn't even get you high and makes you stink and then die, stick a J in his mouth asap.
by steeeeeeeeeeeeve December 12, 2012
Get the cigarette mug.by WinchesterWonderland February 20, 2017
Get the Cigarette mug.A cigarette is a thin cylinder of finely cut tobacco rolled in paper for smoking. Cigarettes contain over 7,000 chemical compounds, including arsenic, formaldehyde, cyanide, lead, nicotine, carbon monoxide, acrolein, and other poisonous substances that can give you cancer. Over 70 of these are carcinogenic.
-What is a cigarette?
-Well...It's a thin cylinder of finely cut tobacco rolled in paper for smoking but it's poisonous.
-Well...It's a thin cylinder of finely cut tobacco rolled in paper for smoking but it's poisonous.
by steph.007 October 25, 2018
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