Conversational Chuckling

1.) Laughing at something that's not even funny so you don't seem rude.

2.) Laughing in order to avoid awkwardness.

Person A: Did you see that music video on Youtube about Humpty Dumpty? What a CRACKhead!
Person B: Haha. (Conversational chuckling)

Person A: Dude, look at that girl's sunburn!
Person B: Hahahahahahahaha! (Conversational chuckling)

by socialbutterflyer June 20, 2011

Chuckling Blowjob

To be done while one is getting a blowjob:

Just before you climax, say something funny. If done correctly and timed perfectly, the girl will laugh as you ejaculate. Because she is laughing, the semen will squirt out her nose.

"Tina really found that joke funny, and I should know. When I said it, I turned a regular blowjob in a Chuckling Blowjob."

by Chaz Palletz February 17, 2010

Chimping

When one, of female or male origin, cannot survive without a lover or sexual partner and overlaps relationships. Like a chimp only letting go of one branch only once has hold of the next.

Bob is chimping, he is moving onto Alice but he is still with Sally

by Bobsacunt May 15, 2019

Chumming

When one inserts a chunk of toffee into their buttocks and bends over while an acquaintance licks it out.

"Excuse me sir, would you care for a spot of chumming?"

by Georgeyboy1 February 13, 2008

chumpkin

when a man jacks off while taking a shit

i was so hard up for a blumpkin, i gave myself a chumpkin.

by martydog74 August 16, 2003

champlin

a newly populated city consiting of people who think they are better than they are.

I am from Champlin and I demand better service at this IHOP

by Jaclynfromtheblock June 2, 2008

bum chumming

2 guys doubling on a motorcycle or scooter or anything that men shouldn't ride with another man

there was only 1 scooter so we had to bum chum

by the kayster June 26, 2003