Chatsplit

when a one on one conversation with one logical chat thread splits in to two or more parallel logical threads

Every time I have a lot of questions for someone in a chat, a chatsplit happens.

by Funkybake October 1, 2015

Chieste

A French portmanteau word, combining the words "chier" (meaning "to shit") and "sieste" (meaning "a nap"). Usually done at work, it involves going to the bathroom for around 15-30 minutes to sleep. After going back to your desk, you let out a big sigh of relief letting everyone know you shat explosive diarrhea or that you had serious constipation issues. This way you can sleep at work without them noticing.
If you are somewhat skilled, you can both shit and nap simultaneously, hence the word "chieste".

Antoine: sacrébleu! I just had the biggest diarrhea of my entire life. I had to clean the walls as well as my scrotum.

François : you're lying! You had your afternoon chieste

by theofficelord October 6, 2021

chilsea

An awsome person and my kind of definition of perfection.

hi chilsea shine

by boyet :> November 23, 2021

Chiesa

An Italian superb winger playing for Juventus. Federico Chiesa.

Chiesa is better than Messi.

by Juventus Forza Juve May 25, 2022

Chins you

Basically means "ah unlucky" or "thats tough for you" in a mocking matter.
When saying the "you", you have to extend it and say it in a goofy voice

lil midge: boeden said i gotta stay after school today
spagz: chins you lad

by poopmongerer69 September 21, 2022

Fouta-chiasse

Noun:1:A catastrophic situation in which the totality of successive events go wrong for one, many or all individuals involved.2:A period of time in which the Murphy Law is omnipresent.

:Gosh, this is really the fouta-chiasse.
:The movie ended in a fouta-chiasse

by Boy Bros May 12, 2004

Scouse chinslap

When you wake someone up by bashing your testicles against either side of their chin alternately, mimicking a church bell, it is most commonly done by people from the north, hence its name.

John: The divorce couldn't have gone smoother after the scouse chinslap I delivered the other night!!

by Ramenslayer88 January 13, 2021