cheems

A form of doge, with a speech impediment that makes him say things like, "Cheemsburger" and "Friemds"

I just met cheems.

by beetx January 23, 2020

Before He Cheats

The name of an awful song by none other than Carrie Underwood, who might as well be the utter nadir of music. This song comprises the absolute worst music in recorded history. No words can describe the torment of listening to pop country music, including this trash. I curse the day that Carrie won American Idol. In all seriousness, this song blows for how noble, proud and strong she tries to be on this one. Everything I said here is in reverse too. I mean, she's elevating herself from the basic visceral joy imagining busting somebody's overdetailed four-wheel drive! This doesn't make her seem strong, independent or respectable at all; she is weak, impulsive, vulnerable, thoughtless and immature for choosing to bust her boyfriend's truck in half a dozen ways. Break up with him instead, Carrie!

"Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats..."

by Super Tips March 24, 2023

Cheese Bum

Cheese Bum is what happens on a hot day, or while working in a hot place when you develop Cheese in the Bum area. Can also be referred to as CB.

Man, those ovens running all morning give me cheese bum really bad!

by dabodeebodah November 17, 2010

cheens

noun - a certain type of organism, closely related to germs. looks pretty sus. goes by names of scrotum, norman and parselton.

adjective - used to describe something thats a bit yuck - like the stuff left over after washing up or dried yoghurt/sour milk
verb - to cheen or not to cheen

"Have you seen Scrotum today? He looks pretty cheens"
"It's cheensing raining"
"Big cheens on a plate big cheens"

by cheens October 16, 2023

Seattle Cheese Steak

A vagina after sexual intercourse where Cheese Whiz has been used as lubricant.

We did some experimenting in the bedroom last night and she ended up with a Seattle Cheese Steak

by bestfuckever April 1, 2011

Nutsack Cheese

A ripe and pungent cheese harvested from the glans and ballsack area of a hot, fat, sweaty and morbidly obese male. Considered a delecacy by some.

Carl gave himself a quick scratch and harvested up one of the ripest servings of nutsack cheese ever grown under two of his fingernails.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Mochi Cheeks

It implies that someone has soft cheeks. Mochi is used to refer to a cute person.
It is a popular adjective and it's not exclusively a nickname for BTS' Jimin.

Mochi is also a Japanese dessert.

Look how soft his cheeks are! He definitely has mochi cheeks.

by achascuseme May 29, 2019