cocksecute

A male who talks a good game but does not follow through sexually. A male tease.

Brian talks a lot about what he wants to do to me but he never can cocksecute his plan.

by Sexysongbird September 28, 2017

Cocksex

An epic cockfight between men, an ultimate battle so see who's resolve is the strongest. The "Ultimate" test.

Them: "You every heard about cocksex before?"
You: "Nah, what's that?"
Them: "Bro it's like the ultimate test of manhood and dominance."

by BBM central June 20, 2022

Claire loves Cocks

Claire loves Cocks is a girl who is very very emo and loves to swallow hard bulging cock!

sub to only fans

now

person 1: you seen Claire loves cocks

person 2: no?
person 1: You should

by ggity69 June 28, 2022

Two cocks

someone who is particularly stupid or dense.

He must be a right "two cocks" because you don't get that stupid sat at home playing with just one!

by BadBeast December 14, 2009

cockshiner

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

by davey March 17, 2004

Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide

A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.

Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.

Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.

*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.

by r2kjowens August 25, 2009

cocksickle

Fill up a rubber with cum and place in freezer overnight. After freezing takes place, remove rubber for a creamy treat.

A real San Fransisco treat!

Hey Sailor, how bout a nice frosty cocksickle?

by Dirty Pig November 3, 2003