Catholic Waterfall 

When a women masturbates, and when she is about to squirt, a man opens his anus and she squirts in the hole.

Shawn was ready for his first Catholic waterfall from his mother.

Catholic Waterfall by SHWNR May 8, 2010

Catholic Church 

One of the most corrupt institutions on the planet. While the world goes hungry they have to buy fancy gold shit to put on their bishops, cardinals and popes.

Catholic to Mobster : ZOMG the pope just excommunicated members of the mafia.

Mobster: BFD, at least admit we are crooks and don't cover up for pedophiles unlike the Catholic Church.

Catholic Church by MrHobbes69 June 21, 2014

Catholic Central 

Although CC seems to win every single sports game they participate in, the students have their heads up their own asses and think all other schools are inferior.

"Dude our football team is playing Catholic Central tomorrow"
"Why don't you just quit now?"

Catholic Central by Laxxbro December 5, 2009

Catholic Loophole 

The act of preserving a woman's virginity by having anal sex instead of vaginal sex, therefore letting the woman remain a virgin.

"Last night, we practiced the Catholic Loophole because my girlfriend wanted to wait before he had vaginal sex."

Catholic Loophole by Bluntzilla7414 February 3, 2013

Catholic vasectomy 

(n.) 1. A complex non-procedure in which a wife withholds sex from her husband after the couple decided to stop having children, thus negating the need for the husband to get an actual vasectomy. 2. The most effective form of birth control ever conceived by (wo)man.

Q: Hey, man, did you get snipped?
A: Nah, my wife gave me a Catholic vasectomy instead.

Catholic vasectomy by Snark Chariot September 13, 2014

catholic school 

a place where kids don’t act catholic at all because there parents made them go there. only goes to church when the school requires you to, were the ugliest uniforms, can’t have died hair nail polish etc., no leggings on dress down days, wears their skirts shorter than short. they just don’t act catholic at all. have to find a way to sneak their phone into class. they are the cheating masters! people go to school high as heaven. distracts the teachers to get off of topic so you don’t have to keep learning (especially religion class). public school kids are put to shame next to a catholic school kid. once a catholic school kid always a catholic school kid.

public school friend: hey how are you’re grades so high
catholic school kid: my teachers don’t know my ways but the kid next to me was pretty smart

catholic school by penguins💛🖤 August 6, 2019

Catholic Thunder 

An extremely powerful and swift hero of Catholic lore. Considered half-ninja, half-laser, and half-robot to some. Illegal in 13 different states and Quebec.

Many days ago I was being beat with a belt by my great-grandfather, until, of course, Catholic Thunder rescued me with a ninja throwing bible.

Catholic Thunder by mr p nizzle April 12, 2010