Cough Drops 

Cough drops.

I'm addicted to cough drops, please rape me.

Cough Drops by sonicsnake10 January 29, 2003

Cough Tag 

When you're trying to show someone online that you are saying something under your breath, use the cough tag.

Joe: Duuuude, I got the awesomest iPod yesterdayy!!!!!
Bob: *cough* gay *cough*
Joe: Huh?
Bob: Huh?
Joe: Did you just use the cough tag on me?
Bob: Uh, no, that wasn't me.
Joe: But you- but- ugh.

Cough Tag by austinyb June 6, 2009

cough on the cat

To commit an egregious yet ultimately benign party foul.

"Did you guys see Morgan pour beer on himself when he forgot he was holding a drink? Damn, talk about a cough on the cat..."

cough on the cat by Dead Tree Pride June 12, 2009

*cough* *flem* 

What it sounds like when your grandpa who has smoked all his life coughs.

The dinner sure is good grandpa isnt it.
Ye..*cough* *flem*...sure is

*cough* *flem* by moonay November 23, 2009

Cough Cough O'clock 

When you want to attack someone in the middle of the night at a sleepover. Ex. With Silly sting, shaving cream, etc.

Last night when my friends slept over, Morgan and I decided to Cough Cough O'clock Adam. We sprayed him with silly string while he was sleeping! It was great.

Cough Cough O'clock by alleycat123456 November 30, 2009

cough couch 

when your asked if you’re going somewhere

are you going to the store?

cough couch yes/cough couch no

cough couch by poopei October 6, 2020

cough-cough 

1. any act involving sexual activity with another of your species

Leon: hmmm i need Jo badly
Al Al: why is that bro?
Leon i need some cough-cough
Al Al: oooooooo hope she gets on soon

cough-cough by AlAl July 27, 2008