council house bulge

effect of a bra at lest one size too small causing a bulge over the top of the cup. Either due to someone trying to look like they have more than they have, or being too fat for an old bra.

Having nothing else clean to wear, Waynetta wore her oldest bra, even though it gave her a severe council house bulge.
Chelsea wanted to impress Kevin so she stuffed her bra with padding underneath, she thought it gave her an impressive cleavage but everyone else thought it was just council house bulge.

by MoLincs October 24, 2009

Battle of the Bulge

A decisive battle during the Second World War in which, surrounded, American troops sent out underwear model Richard Couverant to engage in one-on-one combat with model Heinrich Herzog. The bout culminated in a sword fight between their semi-erect Wilhelms. Upon seeing this, American general Anthony McAuliffe responded with a succinct: "Nuts." The win was a gamechanger for the Americans, who coerced the Germans into signing an agreement that not only would the war end, but that the DeutscheBescheidenheit Kompanie would be renamed to Calvin-Klein, a name chosen for it's being "a little American; a little German." Acclaimed war photographer Robert Capa was scheduled to shoot the event but was rebooked by clients in Normandy. In lieu of him, the military hired fashion photographer Richard Avedon. Unfortunately, to preserve the fighters' integrity, the treaty required the negatives to be burnt. Despite this, the event is survived in print due to a soldier who totally snuck a pic while no one was looking.

Sexually repressed Southerners often enjoy reenacting the Battle of the Bulge.

by yourcreepygrandpadavidlynch July 13, 2015

Boner Bungee

Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.

Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It's making all the Pi Phi's uncomfortable.

Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.

Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.

by RJH2 May 24, 2016

levi bulge

A mound in denim jeans on a male to the immediate right or left of his crotch where his tight jeans have shifted his dick and balls. Usually seen on hung guys and cowboys.

Gawd, did you see the levi bulge on that bareback bull rider?

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

in bulge

A large quantity of an item.

You buy those pills in bulge.

by Clau July 1, 2006

Troy's Bulge

The mount of manmeat that protrudes from Troy's pants. The bulge is especially evident when Troy is wearing khakis.

Upon noticing the bulge, a HOOOAH!!! is often exclaimed. Especially by Jen who is the bulge's number one fan.

The official bulge day is September 25th

Look at Troy's bulge in those khakis, HOOOAH!!!

by adele822 April 17, 2006

bulge hunt

when a girl goes out looking for bulges in guy's crotch area

Stacy and Jennifer went on the train and bulge hunt for the biggest bulge!

by elcrotcho January 17, 2014