Brofessor

A professor who is really chill and nice, and is basically one of your bros.

Oh yeah, Mr. Smith is such a Brofessor, I told him I was busy and he gave me an extension on the deadline!

by ThePurpleSandwich March 7, 2016

broffee

Broffee is a stimulating beverage, often brewed with stale coffee granules and warm beer. Broffee purists argue that beer must be the primary liquid used to brew the coffee; however, coffee addicts and other degenerates have been known mix pre-made coffee with beer.

While John and Tommy prefer to brew their broffee by pouring an old beer directly into the back of the coffee maker, Andrew will simply pour an old beer into a moldy cup of Joe.

by Mantis Toboggan, M.D. December 8, 2009

brobee

To fornicate with an alpaca or a lama

"yo dude I brobeed that alpaca yesterday!"

by Dashiki Man January 15, 2008

BroFoe

A sibling, or even a male who used to be a friend, who you no longer get along with.

BroFoe used to be my best friend but he stole from me and now I can't stand him.

by Lori WordSmith December 27, 2010

brotee

A goatee covering only the lowest part of the chin, typically seen on frat guys and other bros.

Person A: Is that Ian over there?
Person B: Yeah. He's really rockin' that brotee.
Person A: I almost didn't recognize him.
Person B: Such is the power of the brotee.

by LilGH December 2, 2010

brofessional

Brofessional (n.) A non-corporate boardshop or company employee that possesses a large body of knowledge within the boardsports industry; expertise usually derived from years of boarding, gear clinics, extensive mag study and teching out with other brofessionals.

Brofessional (adj.) Knowledgeable in boardsports terms, technology, killer new videos, up and coming pro riders, local mountains and weather forecasts.

Even though he got torn down last night, he still made it in and sold three setups. A true brofessional.

by Destination 1440 August 23, 2007

Brofessor

A professor that's chill and acts like a bro.

My brofessor got us coffee for our presentation today. He's chill!

by dan8 February 25, 2010