Bros Before Hoes

Used by men who feel threatened at the fact that their friend got a life and a girl. Anyone who actually does utter the phrase "Bros before Hoes" has never actually been with a chick. Anyone who has been with a chick would invariably prefer to have sex with a girl as opposed to playing Halo with their smelly friends and talking about boobs.

Friend without chick: Yo, come play Halo with me and the guys on friday.
Me: Sorry dude, I got a date with the lady.
Friend: Dude, bros before hoes!
Me: Fuck you I'm getting pussy, asshole.

by Erik McClurg April 15, 2006

your bro a hoe

equalilent to your sister a mister and worst than your gramps a tramp
evry time this is said the earth move further away from the sun

jonno- your mom gay
brad- your dady lesbian
jonno- reverse card
brad- dont make me say it
jonno- do it pussy
brad- your bro a hoe

*earth moves further away from the sun*

by Jonny the Junkie March 28, 2018

Your bro a hoe

A sequel to the classic "your mom gay" meme

Jake:"Your mom gay"
Luke: "Your dad lesbian"
Jake: "Your granny tranny"
Luke: "Your grandpap a trap"
Jake: "Your sister a mister"
Luke: "Your brother a mother"
Jake: "Your family tree LGBT"

Luke: "Oh yeah? Well your bro a hoe"

"no you"

by Your bro a hoe May 16, 2018

Ur bro a hoe

Only the most intellectual people use this

U :u gay ha
Me: ur bro a hoe

by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018

your bro a hoe

Worse than "Your grandpap a trap" "your mom gay" or "Your dad a lesbian" this has no u reverse effects and 100 damage

10 year old on xbox360: Your grandpap a trap" you reply "Your bro a hoe"

by Malcolms memery May 12, 2018

your bro a hoe

Worse than your mom gay your dad a lesbian your granny tranny your grandpa a trap your sister a mister all combined. The only way to deflect this almighty attack is to say no u

(You) Hey Alex your mom gay
(Him) your dad lesbian

(You)your granny a tranny
(Him) your grandpa a trap
(You) bro don’t make me do it
(Him) no sort of sack on u
(You) I’m sorry your bro a hoe

by Bootykiller.com May 14, 2018

bro or hoe criteria

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.

Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.

by RiceFactory February 27, 2020