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Brassicaceous

(adj.) Of or related to plants in the family Brassicaceae (e.g. mustard, cabbage, broccoli)

(Of a flavor or odor) pungent, sulfurous, bitter, spicy, vegetal.

Synonym of cruciferous.
Person 1: Dude, if you're gonna rip ass in my car, you need to stop eating steamed turnips every day. I've gone through six air fresheners this week trying to expunge the odor of your brassicaceous flatulence.

Person 2: u hate meee 😭😭😭
by rouenne4kilo November 24, 2025
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Poop Bassinet

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.
It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
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