Brodinger's Cunt

A cock experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, in which a semi erect penis is inserted in the direction of female genitalia, but for whatever reason it cannot be determined whether the penis has actually entered the vagina, or whether it is merely wedged between the purgatory that is the butt cheek - vagina junction. Until it is observed, the penetration is both occurring and not occurring at the same time, a state commonly referred to as cocktum superposition.

I was so drunk last night, I wasn't sure if it was in for five minutes! It was a real Brodinger's Cunt.

by TheeSpanishJ March 3, 2018

boading

Cheat day; being lazy and unhealthy for a limited amount of time.

"Today I'm just going to bad." "Last night I was boading."

by Chewydadog July 3, 2018

Badingle

The projectile used by Shulkers in Minecraft that makes people levitate.

I got hit with a Badingle while fighting a shulker in the end.

by DaemonKk August 22, 2022

Brainglove

A type of shitty thought you can have but you don't really take serious. Like dropping a baby or jumping off a cliff while standing on the edge. Or all the other bad thing people think about.

"What if I just drop this baby?"
"You gotta go eazy with those braingloves"

"Man, I've been suffering from a lot of braingloves lately"
"Just think about happy thoughts"

by Dr. August Dekoter May 22, 2023

Heritage branding

The exercise of infusing simple typography, borders and text into a designed composition that echoes brands from the 1950s and earlier. The design method is executed by reflecting a one to two color scheme that easily communicates a certain air of transparency and honesty in packaging, advertisements, logo, collateral, website and any other extension of the brand. Not complicated in structure, easily readable and made popular by The G Brand.

Heritage branding makes my page look awesome!

by Foodimentary July 13, 2009

Binary braking

The way that a driver uses the brake when driving. Either it is full brake or no brake. Driver does not know how to feather the brake to make it more comfortable for the passengers.

The Chinese bus driver was binary braking all the way to factory and I damn near hit my head on the seat in front of me a dozen times.

by spewer69 April 28, 2011

Passenger Braking

When the driver of the car, that you are riding in, is driving so unpredictable, irratic, crazy, scary, or dangerous that you reactively slam on the brakes, even though you are in the passenger seat.

Yeah, last weekend, I got a ride with him, and promised myself I would never let him drive me in a car again! He had me passenger braking and holding on with both hands, the whole trip!

by StokedLove June 21, 2011