A traditional annual contest held and organized by the students of Holmdel High School in New Jersey without the supervision of staff members (who are aware). Every year around early spring, the upperclassmen guys brainstorm the hottest girls in the school (usually consisting of a female teacher or two) and create a bracket. Likewise, the upperclassmen girls get together and come up with the best looking guys. Ongoing for approximately a month, multiple "contestants" are eliminated weekly based on who's hotter than who and this is determined by hearing out the students' opinions. This bracket is posted and updated on a website and the website is taken down at the end of the contest. There are typically loads of kids carrying a printed copy with them in school and sharing it with their friends, but the staff stays on the lookout and if they catch you with the bracket in your hand, you automatically get a detention. In the end, you're virtually crowned best looking girl and guy of the school, but you don't win anything except an ego boost.
by jerseyshore January 17, 2010
Get the Holmdel Bracket mug.A blowjob from someone who is wearing braces. Can be an ultra hot fetish fueling situation, or an extremely awkward and painful one.
Jock 1: "Oh man you know that new little cheerleader who has braces? She sucked my dick last night"
Jock 2: "Whoa ho ho! Somebody got a Bracejob!"
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Get the braces mug.An easy decision made using the brain. As opposed to a 'no brainer', an incorrect term seeing as how all decisions are made using the brain, as pointed out by SourceFed's brilliant Joe Bereta.
by anIrishViking April 24, 2013
Get the brainer mug.Torture devices that are suppose to straighten your teeth (or not). You'll be expecting frequent visits to a person you can/may never trust AKA the Orthodontist and they try to be nice by letting you change colors, 2 or more years of living hell, sacrificing eating some of your favorite foods, excessive pain, and your inner cheeks and lips being cut up by these. Consider yourself lucky if you don't have tooth/biting problems, but for those who do, beware and hope you don't get braces.
Guy 1: Hey I got braces and they hurt like hell.
Guy 2: Damn that really sucks. I heard you can't eat Doritos and popcorn with these or the wires bend and they make you wear 'em for 2 or more years.
Guy 1: Yeah. I might have to wear these longer if they do get bent. :(
Guy 2: Damn that really sucks. I heard you can't eat Doritos and popcorn with these or the wires bend and they make you wear 'em for 2 or more years.
Guy 1: Yeah. I might have to wear these longer if they do get bent. :(
by RSanYon March 4, 2010
Get the braces mug.n. A non-existent branch of mechanical engineering that gets little respect; the science and technology associated with designing brackets. (A bracket is a support, consisting of metal or wood, projecting from a wall or the like to hold or bear the weight of a shelf, secure a part from moving, etc.)
Often considered an art form.
Often considered an art form.
Stan: Matt, what do you think of this design?
Matt: I like it, but the bracketry could use some tweaking - it seems like there might be an interference.
Matt: I like it, but the bracketry could use some tweaking - it seems like there might be an interference.
by Andy792 June 28, 2007
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