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boring

Not amusing; agonizing.
Stop boring me with the ice capades and turn it back to the hockey game.
by Anonymous June 30, 2003
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boating

The act of physically beating someone with your penis.

If the target of the boating is seriously injured by the act or killed, boating should be displayed in bold or capital letters, or if spoken, it should be said with extra emphasis.
Having run out of ammunition, the soldier was forced to take his enemy boating.

Stanley was not known for his boating skills.
by chigger254 November 15, 2011
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Chode Boating

When a person blows loosely with their lips upon the chode of another to create a distinctive yet pleasing Boating noise.
"Dude, Tiffany totally gave me a great Chode Boating last night. I seriously almost blew a hefty load right there."

"Damn, I accidentally shat a bit while recieving a good chode boating."
by The Horny Italian Pirate April 11, 2008
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Burting

A spiritual successor to the Dirty Sanchez, Burting is the next step in sexual conquest. If you remember Sesame Street you will remember the duo of Ernie and Burt. The character Burt was cursed with a famously bushy Unibrow.
In 'Burting' someone, your goal is to recreate this iconic look on the sweaty face of your sloppy disease ridden whore you could barely afford, or possibly a loved one. With your poop-covered penis you achieved after tricking him/her into anal intercourse, simply drag across the eyebrows or eyes to forever shame them.

If you are feeling extra naughty, you can simply lay a log across their eyes in what we now call the 'Bushy Burt'
" She wouldn't stop nagging me so last night she got some old fashion Burting. Now we don't talk much anymore...but at least she shut up."


" Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bushy Burt. She didn't see it coming, she couldn't see me leave."
by kamikaZi_blitz April 21, 2009
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boreing

the art of spinning a woman on your well lubricated penis.
i walked in on the two of them and she was fucking spinning like a merry-go-round .....they must have been fucking boreing
by kingshagmuffin January 1, 2012
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boring as fudge

Hey! where is everybody? Anybody home? Nobody says anything, this is boring as fudge!
by rperazag June 26, 2010
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boringest

adjective that is typically used to describe someone that always posts shitty threads on message boards.
blueskyboris is the boringest poster on rantsnraves.org. Someone should neg rep him.
by brian sapient April 24, 2008
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