boner

1: something a boy doesnt want to have in class.
2: something my grandfathers cant get.
3: something my grandmas wish they could get^^

ohrgohrs big boner sdknf asdlgnalk

by ben dover's cousin July 27, 2006

Boner

Where a mans penis sticks up from being sexually aroused or pleasured

he wants to stick is boner in anything with a hole

by Jordan woods June 14, 2015

bonerable

A male easily susceptible to being aroused.

Girl 1: Should I go ask Bobby to dance?

Girl 2: I don't know, he's very bonerable, you might get creeped out.

by Sean489 June 17, 2008

boner

when you get horny and here comes the erection

last night i was looking at porn and i got a boner

by cruzal September 19, 2005

Boner

when a mans penis erects

Last night i got a boner gave it a tug and cummed

by Bobtheboner November 1, 2009

boner

An erect penis. Named for Arkansas senator Warwick J. Boner, who infamously got an erection durring a sentate hearing with Red Cross founder Clara "Milk Juggs" Barton.

"Look at those sweet, milky juggs on Clara Barton!"
"Don't pull a boner, dude!"

by Kyle Marx May 10, 2006

boner

the sad thing that boys have ,their dick pops up when it feels like it

guy 1:'bro you got a fricken boner!'
guy 2:'mate you are sexy af"
guy 1:'get the hell away from me or my girlfriend will murder you!'

by strange_fetish September 15, 2019